To Infinity & Beyond ~


A wild MACHAMP appeared!

I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever

Schoep, a 19 year old dog, is taken into the lake every night by his owner, John, to help soothe his arthritis and help him fall asleep.
I just want to kiss you until you’re not sad anymore, and I know I can’t because that would take an infinite amount of kisses, but my God I would try. Late night feelings (via d34thbeds)

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someone please donate me this butt


this is my butt mia

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“Put your seat belt on,”
“Watch your step,”
“Get some rest;”

..You just gotta listen.

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(Source: meri-juana, via k-teaaa)


now thats a dream

a baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.

Otterly adorable


my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

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when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

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